Internet Slacker Articles

Mostly Comedy, Mostly Lucid.

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All-Purpose Generic Facebook Post Template For When You Don’t Feel Like Writing an Actual Facebook Post.

My Rambling Middle-Aged GenX Slacker Thoughts About ‘Furries’

How To Make a Home-Made Nuclear Reactor to Save Money On Your Electricity Bills

An Open Letter From Superman To Lois Lane

A Conversation I Had With A Pizza Guy While I Was Very Stoned

Blast From The Past: I Got My Free Walrus Online!

A Real Cookbook for Middle-Aged Single People Like Me Who Still Don’t Know How To Cook

Have the Turkeys Stopped Gobbling, Mother?

Which Is Better? The Internet or a Beautiful Summer’s Day?

Ice Cream Summer 1978