Internet Slacker Articles

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Blast From The Internet 1.0 Past: 'How To Start Your Very Own Blog In Fifty Easy Steps'

Blast From The Internet Past: Hello Kitty Online -- Too Violent For Me!

Why You Should Tell The Internet The Truth About Your Horrible Job

How to Travel & Survive the OC Transpo Public Transportation System (Parody)

Final Notice to the Time Waster Posing as a Customer in My Store

Blast From My Past, The Year 2006: The Ten Things I Hate About Toronto

An Open Letter to Men Who Post Pictures Of Their Penises On The Internet

The Recreational Camping Guide For Irresponsible Students

Pickles & Spinning My Thing

A Tourist's Guide to Toronto Attractions

Jobs I Can Do As A Burnt-Out Middle-Aged Depressed GenX Slacker

Why We're All Internet Slackers

Internet Action Figures! Now With A.I.!

Ten New Google Features

All-Purpose Generic Facebook Post Template For When You Don’t Feel Like Writing an Actual Facebook Post.

BLAST FROM THE PAST: An Honest Guide to World of Warcraft

My Rambling Middle-Aged GenX Slacker Thoughts About ‘Furries’

How To Make a Home-Made Nuclear Reactor to Save Money On Your Electricity Bills

An Open Letter From Superman To Lois Lane

A Conversation I Had With A Pizza Guy While I Was Very Stoned

Blast From The Past: I Got My Free Walrus Online!

A Real Cookbook for Middle-Aged Single People Like Me Who Still Don’t Know How To Cook

Have the Turkeys Stopped Gobbling, Mother?

Which Is Better? The Internet or a Beautiful Summer’s Day?

Ice Cream Summer 1978

The Internet Student Textbook: Pornography Distribution Networking in the Past