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Well, I’m having a(n) [adjective] day so far. I’m at [location] right now, updating my Facebook page with my [computer, laptop, phone, other].
I have to get this off my chest. My confused and perplexed human chest.
Furries. Those strange people you see on the Internet and, sometimes, even on the television. Grown adults who dress up like humanoid animals and get together at hotel conventions to dance, grope, and occasionally mass-fornicate.
This article is pure parody. I don't know how to make a nuclear reactor. I can barely program my microwave.
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Materials you’ll need: Scissors, Glue, Tinfoil, and around 75–100 Pencils:
I'm a huge Superman fan, honest. But, c'mon. The Silver Age Lois Lane Was OBSESSED with the guy.
"Hello Lois, it’s Superman here, the real deal. No, this isn’t a fake letter from any of my various super-villains trying to trick you. This is the real fucking-A Superman writing this letter, so sit down and shut up while I get some annoying facts about you off my massive, “S”-emblazoned chest."
I'm not proud of this conversation, and I'm watching my herb intake now.
Here’s a conversation I had with a nice gentleman at Victoria’s Pizzeria (name changed, o’course) after getting ‘the munchies’ from smoking waaaaay too much “Mary Jane”, i.e. cannabis sativa, one memorable night.
I tried Ebay for my walrus needs. No luck.
(Slacker’s Notes, 2025): Back in the early 2000’s, when I was young and stupid(er), I posted this fake advertisement on the formerly popular craigslist website. The ad didn’t stay up for long, since apparently none of the moderators at craigslist believed anyone would be giving away a walrus, free or otherwise.
Face it: you're single and you’ve never bothered to learn how to cook meals for yourself. After years of an unhealthy dependence on UberEats, developing culinary skills has always ranked low on your list of things to learn. Besides, you've got more important tasks in your life, like listening to “The Joe Rogan Podcast” while nodding thoughtfully.
A True Memory I WilL Always Hold Dear.
Fair warning here, folks. The following story involves a mild amount of gore. Televised gore, though, so… not so bad?
An Eternal Question We All Struggle Answering... well, not really.
An investigation into finalizing an individual’s personal choice between a world-wide computer network or getting one’s lazy butt away from the computer and "For Realsies" going outside.
I was, and still am, a large child who enjoys ice cream way too much.
I am ten years old and a hefty boy...
Internet Scrawlings By SlackerDan
A middle-aged Generation X Canadian guy who loves writing, comedy, and 80% of Life itself.
