Ice Cream Summer 1978

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I am ten years old and a hefty boy

With my gang of obese pals

We prowl our neighborhood with waddling footsteps

The sounds of our prey make our breaths short, excited

The anticipation of satiation

The Dickee-Dee Ice Cream Man on his ice cream bike rolls into view

Summer sunshine glory illuminates the white paint of his stocked cooler

His cart laden with Mana from Heaven, Midas’ edible gold, the Soma for our stomachs

The ice cream man’s eyes go pie-plate wide, white in fear as he spots our waiting lion pride

He cannot move very fast, for his cart is laden with ice cream

We cannot move very fast, for we are heavy with cellulite and cholesterol

The chase is on

Mr. Ice Cream Man pumps his toned sun-burnt legs, urging his confectionery steed forward

Yet he sweats more in fear than exertion

I, the fastest of the large children, charge forward

I heft my bulk into the air like Dom DeLuise in grand eagle flight

My juvenile hands grab the shirt of the man who has the ice cream

I pull him off the ice cream cart

Shrieking, screaming, cursing, the young teenager

(He just wanted to make a little extra money this summer for Ted Nugent concert tickets)

Falls into the clutches of my friends, their chubby hands holding him down

The summer hot asphalt burns the skin

Victory makes me powerful as I pedal the ice cream bike away

When my friends meet me five minutes later

at the Elmvale Acres shopping center parking lot

they don’t tell me what happened to the ice cream man

I don’t ask

We eat the ice cream in silence, savoring the flavor

I see spots of blood on Dave’s hands

I continue eating.

I am ten years old and a hefty boy